At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
