Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My vagina just clenched in fear
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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