Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I wish you could order shots online.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
how do flat chested girls get laid?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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