More tranny stories later!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She told me I should be a condom model.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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