If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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