I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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