we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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