if you like me you must not know who I am
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
she looked like the before picture.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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