I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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