im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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