"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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