To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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