D3 body, D1 cock
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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