He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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