I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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I just found puke in my bra..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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