Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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