Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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