it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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