You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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