Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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