I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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