so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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