Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.