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  so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.

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  im coming over.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You are an asshole

  (574): View more from Indiana

  haha sleeping beauty awakes.

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Where did you find this costume?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!

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  That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can

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