I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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