I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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