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I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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