she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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