I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
