You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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