i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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