we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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Everclear isn't food dammit
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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