gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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