The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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