im drinking this country out of the recession.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
