just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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