Swine flu. Run for my life!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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