What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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