This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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