Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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