i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
