I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
