I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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