they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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