i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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