she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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