Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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