If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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