so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My pussy is not your playground.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
