Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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