how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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