yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
handjob tips. give me some.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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