you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need a beard to bite.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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