i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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