There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
