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(810): View more from Michigan

After last night I still want u

(810): View more from Michigan

But please keep that on the DL

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(810): After last night I still want u (810): But please keep that on the DL http://tfl.nu/ivgw

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(316): View more from Kansas

Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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(316): Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair http://tfl.nu/yhl2

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.

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(662): I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven. http://tfl.nu/u85e

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(330): View more from Ohio

I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?

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(330): I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over? http://tfl.nu/p1bn

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.

(917): View more from New York City

me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.

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(317): Sitting here wishing there were men in my life. (917): me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time. http://tfl.nu/mpan

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(616): View more from Michigan

You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(616): You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls. http://tfl.nu/v76g

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(856): View more from New Jersey

When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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(856): When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one" http://tfl.nu/6em2

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.

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(780): Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it. http://tfl.nu/82ee

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(928): View more from Arizona

its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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(928): its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u. http://tfl.nu/h95p

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(207): View more from Maine

I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.

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(207): I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered. http://tfl.nu/1qcp

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(678): View more from Georgia

It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.

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(678): It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls. http://tfl.nu/0s5d

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.

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(+44): I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze. http://tfl.nu/d2nt

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower

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(262): I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower http://tfl.nu/cieg

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.

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(423): Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days. http://tfl.nu/aq3h

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.

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(405): Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe. http://tfl.nu/6c5y

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