Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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