yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Mom said you looked used
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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