like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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