I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Enjoy the penises
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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